Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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