so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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