I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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