Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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