So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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