I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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