I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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