Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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