im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
ttyl tear gas
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
is it fun? or sober?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
