Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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