What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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