If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
time to smoke my breakfast
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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