I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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