i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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