are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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