My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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