Dual....:-)
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
50% drunk capacity currently
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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