Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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