he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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