It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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