dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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