no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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