eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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