My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
