Your tits are I can't wait for
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
