im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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