I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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