Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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