It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
This is my gift to your gina
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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