"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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