I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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