is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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