It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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