Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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