i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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