On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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