it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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