But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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