He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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