just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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