i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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