Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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