yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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