I puked a lego.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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