she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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