Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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