I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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