Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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