The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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