Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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