she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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