he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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