READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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