Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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