check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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