gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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