I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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